Do You Know Women

1.Women never understand why men love toys. Men

understandt hat they wouldn ’t need toys if women had an〃on/off〃switch.

女人永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)明白男人為什么喜歡玩具。男人認(rèn)為,如果女人有開關(guān),他們就不再需要玩具了。

2.Women think all beer is the same.

女人覺得所有品牌的啤酒都是一個(gè)味兒。

3.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower.

After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest.

通常,女人的浴室里總放著3種不同的洗發(fā)香波。她們沐浴后,浴室就散發(fā)著熱帶雨林的味道。

4.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.

女人不能領(lǐng)略體育節(jié)目的魅力。男人從那些能讓他們逃離現(xiàn)實(shí)的東西中尋找娛樂,女人則從那些能提醒她們現(xiàn)實(shí)有多糟糕的東西中尋找娛樂。

5. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothe s and will wear some things twice;if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll p ack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.

如果一個(gè)男人要出門7天,他會(huì)帶夠5天穿的衣服,并且會(huì)將一些衣物穿兩次。如果一個(gè)女人要出門7天,她會(huì)帶夠21天穿的衣服,因?yàn)樗恢雷约好刻煜矚g穿什么。

6.Women brush their hair before bed.

女人在睡覺前梳頭。

7.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield：Modeling.

女人的薪水比男人低,只有一個(gè)行業(yè)例外———模特。

8.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’sresponsibility.

女人永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)犯錯(cuò)。道歉是男人的責(zé)任。

9.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they

drive car themselves.

女人對(duì)汽車一無所知,即使她們自己開車。

10.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs

and red carpet.

女人的衛(wèi)生間很講究,那里有精致的椅子和紅地毯