①If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

日本旅館：如果您想調節您房間的溫度，請控制您自己。

②Please don’t feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty.

匈牙利動物園：請不要給動物喂食。如果您有食品，請喂給值班警衛。

③Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

挪威酒吧：女士們不要在酒吧里生孩子。

④Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.

瑞典皮貨商店：為女士們制作的皮大衣，是用她們的皮制成的。

⑤Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

香港牙科診所：由最新的衛理公會教徒給您拔牙。

⑥Drop your trousers here for best results.

泰國的干洗店：在這里脫掉您的褲子，等待最好的結果。

⑦Specialist in women and other diseases.

意大利婦科診所：我們是women和其他疾病的專家。

⑧Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily except Thursday.

俄國公墓：歡迎訪問這個公墓，許多著名的俄國藝術家每天埋在這里，但星期四不埋。

⑨We take your bags and send them in all directions.

丹麥機場：我們將拿走您的行李，送往四面八方。

⑩The manager has personally passed all water served here.

墨西哥旅館：旅館經理將親自為您撒尿。