Pizza

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, "Four. I don’t think I can eat eight."服務員問我披薩要切成4份還是8份，我說：“4份，8份的話我就吃不下了。”

steak

The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook。吃減肥食品的唯一機會是在等待牛排的空當。

Italian food

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again。吃意大利食品的困擾在于五六天后，你又會餓。

Never eat more than you can lift

Never eat more than you can lift。能拿多少，就吃多少。

vegetarian

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for bad hunter."vegetarian"在古老印第安語中是“糟糕的獵手”的意思。

on diet

I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks。我已經減肥兩星期了，目前為止，我只減掉了兩個星期的日子。

breakfast

The only two things I don’t eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner。早飯我唯一不吃的兩樣東西是午飯和晚飯。

nuts

Avoid nuts. You are what you eat。不要吃堅果，你吃什么就是什么。(注：nut俚語中有“瘋子”的意思)